Mixed Bag
I spent my life fumbling through bags
She's a custard cream and I'm a chocolate machine
Got that home brand flavour like that Aldi trash
Not here for my feelings
She's here for my cash (cha-ching)
I don't know how to tell her that I've got no coin
She's like sex on the couch and I'm a kick in the groin
She talks about the time that she got drunk at the park
But usually I just sit at home and wank in the dark (ugh)
Hot mess
She's my
Hot mess
I'm not showing
Baby I'm growing
And I just cut the grass
And I'm hoping that I'll last
She's a
Mixed bag
Of m&ms she's a
Six pack of green demons
She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass
But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess
She's a
Mixed bag
Of m&ms she's a
Six pack of green demons
She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass
But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess
She's getting out and drinking I'm at home with the boys (boys)
Like Woody and Buzz Lightyear we've got similar toys (there's a snake in my boot)
Her ex drives a commodore and gets on the 'roids (skirrr)
But the neighbours hate the carry on
And hate all the noise
She's a
Mixed bag
Of m&ms she's a
Six pack of green demons
She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass
But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess
She's a
Mixed bag
Of m&ms she's a
Six pack of green demons
She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass
But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess
Ooh (wa wa wa)
Ooh (wa wa wa)
Ooh (wa wa wa)
Ooh (wa wa wa)
Sweet as a button
Kisses are prime
Nothing about her
Is wasting my time
She's a
Mixed bag
Of m&ms
She's a
Mixed bag
Of m&ms she's a
Six pack of green demons
She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass
But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess
She's a
Mixed bag
Of m&ms she's a
Six pack of green demons
She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass
But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess
I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess
I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess
I love her like a peanut butter
Love her like a peanut butter
Love her like a peanut butter
Love her like a peanut
She's a
Mixed bag