Skateboard Cretins

He was in THE BOWL
CRYING TO HIMSELF WITH HIS BROKEN SKATEBOARD
HE WAS SMOKING ALL YOUR KOSH
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS WATCHING ALL THE GIRLS
GO BY, YEAH HE COULD HAVE SWORN HE DIED

AS HE CLOSED HIS EYES ALL HE COULD SEE WAS

BLACK JEANS CUFFED
RIDING DOWN TO MAW AND PAWS
DRINKING BEER AND DOING DRUGS
KISSING GIRLS WITH MOSTLY TONGUE
RIDING HOME ALL ALONE

OH AND YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP
YOU'VE BEEN CRASHING SINCE THE FALL
NOW YOU'RE ASKING FOR A CALL
BUT YOU NEVER PICK UPPP

I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S NO SURPRISE
BUT YOUR BABY BOY WANTS TO DIE
SINCE HE WAS STAYING UP AT NIGHT
WASTING ALL THE TIME HE COULD HAVE TRIED