Ted<3

Her name is Ted and she toasts my bread
And I love her yeah aye
I fell in love with a Toaster Oven yeah
Met her at a Walmart
She was a Breville Model 450XL
I wish I Didn't buy her cause she Broke my heart
And burnt my toast
Things were going good
Things were smooth
She was toasting bread but her cooking could improve
But I was a fool to think she could ever love me
Yeah
Her name is Ted and she toasts my bread
And I love her yeah aye
I fell in love with a Toaster Oven yeah
She broke my heart into a million pieces
We went to California but she's not a fan of beaches
All she wanna do is toast my bread but
I want something more serious
Wanted to tell her but I'm a little shy
But then I found her talking to that Microwave Guy
She said Baby its over
She's a cheating toaster
Her name is Ted and she toasts my bread
And I love her yeah aye
I fell in love with a Toaster Oven yeah
She's a cheating toaster
Yeah
She's a cheating toaster
Yeah
Her name is Ted and she toasts my bread
And I love her yeah aye
I fell in love with a Toaster Oven yeah
A Toaster Oven yeah
A Toaster Oven yeah