I Will Never Be A Star

They're amazing, don't you think?
So incredibly talented
So many hits on YouTube
So many things to live up to

They're amazing, don't you think?
My two older brothers
They've had a wonderful career
But I was never asked to join them

Oh God, how can it be?
Those assholes did not ask me?

I will never be a star
I will never ever do a concert
Never perform with an audience
I'll never stand alone on stage
I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
Guess I would fuck it up anyway
I will never be a star

I have some tricks up my sleeve
How I wish that I can show them
I spin a pen around my thumb
And then I grab it with my index

I want to show it
But I know I can't
'Cause the live audience
Gives me nerves, here I stand
I tremble, I sweat
Shivers run down my spine
As I stretch out my arm and prepare

That's why I'll never be a star
I wouldn't know how to move my body
I would be stiff as a traffic light
I will never be a star
I wouldn't know how to top the chorus
With lots of smoke going everywhere

Okay, listen up everyone!
I know you enjoyed my pen trick
And it's real easy, you can learn it too
Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick"
That's what I did!

I will never be a star
You better believe it
'Cause I mean it
I will never be
I will never be a star