Russian Government Process

When you receive new official correspondence
It must be handled with precision and finesse

It may seem a bit complex, but it's simple
Just relax
When you follow Russian government process

Fold it, stack it, cut it, tack it
Stamp it, sign it, seal it
File it, batch it, mark it
Bulk compile it, Russian government process

New design on flag
(here) , ban on plastic bag (here)
Equal right for gays
(here) , asking for a raise (here)

Clip it, tip it, bottleneck it, sort it
Tag it, double check it
Russian government process

No, no, no, too fast where
Do I put this application, for

Take your information to the corresponding
Station, in a classified location
No one can access

Stamp it (stamp it) , lick it (lick it)
Toss it (toss it) , flick it (flick it)
Russian government process

(Random background choir noise)
You see, not so hard, just let go
Relax and system will guide you
All you have to do is

Luuu, luuuu, luuuuu, luuuunch time

New boy you take lunch order now

What?

I'll have fish ragu (ragu) , I want Moscow
Stew, stroganoff for me
Make it gluten free (Wait) apple pie, caviar
Gingerbread, beef tartar
Lunch time ordering process

Too fast

Easy on the salt
(hey) , double on the spice (hey)
Hand filet my chicken
(hey) , double cook it twice (hey)

Grill it, spice it, supersize it, flame it
Boil it, circumcise it
Special Russian omelette

You got it?

No

Good

Back to work

What?

Goodbye

Hello

Stamp it, lick it, toss it, flick it
Russian Government process good luck