Someone Like Me

People hug
And give each other kisses
Holding hands and walking side by side
But everytime I try to charm a lady
She runs away

What am I doing wrong?
Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go...

Excuse me, miss
But do you like the dubstep?

Oh, will I ever find someone
Or will I die alone?

Endless streams
Of loveletters and roses
Serenades from men with big guitars
Famous men are asking me for dinner
I think I'll pass

Oh, where is my prince charming
Who will cuddle with my hair and whisper

Will I meet a man
Who also likes to...

I guess I'll never know

Will I find
Oh, will I ever find that someone who
Can sing wuu
Can sing the wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wuuu
Do the ring
I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you
Oh my god
Who is that singing?
Someone who also likes the dub
The dub (the dub), the step (the dub)
We both like dubstep

Please just take these fucking flowers!

Let's move in together
We'll have children
I'll make cupcakes
I will massage your shoulders daily

I'll make you dinner when you come home from work
I'll play James Blunt's songs from a cd
Let's buy a car
I'll make you an omelette for breakfast

I'll do dishes for you
Let's watch the last season of Madmen together
I fucking love you
I fucking love you

You cock-sucking son of a bitch

I'll get down on my knees
And ask you:
Will you marry me?