Tango Problematique

Hola Mr byberg thank you for your time
We have a tiny problem

No no don't worry your tower will be fine
Its just a tiny problem

Remember when we told you that
Your diving tower floats
Turns out not to be exactly true
But with a little money we
Will fix in no time
We just need a million or two

The wind the waves the floating fundament
Are all just tiny problems
(Can you sign right here please)
The shape, the anchor
The supply of cement are all
Just tiny tiny problems
(And also sign right here)
You know how we said it will only take two
Weeks turns out it will be
More like two years (And here and here)
But who's to blame, certainly not us
We assure you, we are expert engineers

The flood, the tide
The horrible delays, minor problems
Please don't be alarmed
We'll install som fancy lights
Move it to another site
Everything makes sense it's just
A matter of expense

Hamar the things I do i do them all for you
Free dives for everyone diving is superfun

Hamar I love you