The Trauma Song

[Intro: Puff Puff Humbert]
Ah, you ain't ready for this one
I do believe the captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign, haha

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
I ain't trying to flex, but my childhood was turbulent (Woo)
It gave me a lot of scars that are permanent
Problem is, I don't need anybody, but I need to be needed
I'm my own worst enemy, and I'm undefeated (Yeah)
Used to live with my mom in a one-room apartment
She was on pills, passed out on the carpet
Childhood sucked, I had real bad luck (Aw)
When I hit rock bottom, I was actually moving up (Hah)

[Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
Everybody got some problems
But we don't wanna talk about 'em
I should probably go to the doctor
But instead, I went and wrote this song

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
'Cause that's my trauma (Deep, deep, deep)
My trauma (Deep, really deep)
That's my trauma and it really fucked up my life (Deep, it's really deep)

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]
I'm a track star the way I run from commitment (Bye, bye)
Human pandemic, you gon' have to keep your distance (Stay back)
You don't wanna know the things I think about in solitude
Whenever someone likes me, I'm like, "What the hell is wrong with you?" (Dude)
And when I wake up in the morning, I don't feel nothing 'cause I lack serotonin
Only thing lower than my self-esteem
Is my chance of achieving many hopes and dreams (Hah)

[Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
Everybody got some problems (Woo)
But we don't wanna talk about 'em (True)
I should probably go to the psych ward (I'm crazy)
But that's what I wrote this song for

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
That's my trauma (Deep, deep, deep)
My trauma (Deep, really deep)
That's my trauma and it really fucked up my life (Deep, it's really deep)

[Bridge: Puff Puff Humbert]
My grandpa got his ass whooped
So, my dad got his ass whooped
That's why I got my ass whooped
Did anybody else get beat?

[Verse 3: DeeJay Johnson & Puff Puff Humbert]
I was only seven, and we didn't have tablets
So, I played cards with my cousin in the attic
Found a tube of lipstick still in the package
Put a little on me, and I looked fantastic
Then we heard someone open up the hatch, and
It was Stepdad, and he started going batshit
He had been drinking all day, throwing mad fits
Then I heard a bell, I was about to get my ass kicked
(On God) He hit me with the RKO
(On God) A suplex from the top row
(On God) I was in serious trouble
'Cause he took my Ninja Turtles and he smashed 'em with a shovel
(On God) He said, "You're not my real son" (Hey)
I didn't like the guy, but that one really stung (Man)
Since then, I always felt I wasn't man enough
But I won't complain cause everybody had it tough

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
That's my trauma (Deep, deep, deep)
My trauma (Deep, really deep)
That's my trauma and it really fucked up my life (Deep, it's really deep)