Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match.
Find Me a Find, Catch Me a Catch.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Look Through Your Book
And Make Me a Perfect Match.

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, I'll Bring the Veil.
You Bring the Groom, Slender and Pale.
Bring Me a Ring, For I'm Longing to Be
The Envy of All I See.

For Papa, Make Him a Scholar.
For Mama, Make Him Rich As a King.
For Me, Well, I Wouldn't Holler
If Her Were As Handsome As Anything.

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match.
Find Me a Find, Catch Me a Catch.
Night After Night, in the Dark, I'm Alone.
So, Find Me a Match of My Own.

Hodel, Oh Hodel, Have I Made a Match For You.
He's Handsome! He's Young! All Right, He's 62.
But He's a Nice Man, a Good Catch. True? True!
I Promise You'll Be Happy. and Even If You're Not,
There's More to Life Than That. Don't Ask Me What!

Chava! I've Found Him! Will You Be a Lucky Bride!
He's Handsome. He's Tall! That Is, From Side to Side.
But He's a Nice Man, a Good Catch, Right? Right!
You've Heard He Has a Temper. He'll Beat You Every Night.
But Only When He's Sober- So You're All Right!

Did You Think You'd Get a Prince?
Well I Do the Best I Can.
With no Dowry, no Money, no Family Background,
Be Glad You Got a Man!

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, You Know That I'm
Still Very Young. Please, Take Your Time.
Up to This Minute, I've Misunderstood
That I Could Get Stuck For Good.

Dear Yenta, See That He's Gentle.
Remember, You Were Also a Bride.
It's Not That I'm Sentimental.
It's Just That I'm Terrified!

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Plan Me no Plans.
I'm in no Rush. Maybe I've Learned
Playing With Matches a Girl Can Get Burned.
So Bring Me no Ring, Groom Me no Groom,
Find Me no Find, Catch Me no Catch.
Unless He's a Matchless Match!