Dr. Online

Everybody online?
It's the beginning of the end
You want things to go faster
It's the beginning of the end
Now everything's too slow for you
It's the beginning of the end
You are one step closer
It's the beginning of the end
Say Amen

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1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone

It's the beginning of the end
You know nothing last forever
A beginning of a trend
You need someone there to care for you
It's the beginning of the end
I don't think you understand
Just a beginning of a flatline
Together

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Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE
If you wish to self terminate by electric shock press one
For termination by overdose press two
If you would like to make a reservation at the end of our drowning pool please press three
For termination by hanging please press four
For death by self inflicted gunshot press five
To speak to a representative, stay on the line
If you do not wish to die please hang up now

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