The Mrs Saved Christmas

[Intro]
Gather 'round boys and girls, uh-huh-huh-huh
Let me tell you a story I know you ain't heard
This is the story about how the Mrs. saved Christmas
Mrs. Santa Claus that is

[Verse]
It was the first Christmas
In all the Christmases ever in history
When a reindeer bucked and Santa got stuck
Inside of a chimney
The reindeer flew the sleigh up north
On Santa Claus' request
To inform Mrs. Santa Claus
That she'd have to come deliver the gifts
When Mrs. Claus heard the news
She called out to all of the elves
"Go grab the bags and fill them up
With every toy from the shelves
There is no time to waste, my friends
Poor Santa needs our help
And until he finds his way out the chimney
We'll have to do this by ourselves"
They filled the sleigh from end to end
With more bags than could fit
There were so many toys for good girls and boys
Mrs. Claus had nowhere to sit
She climbed on the top of a heaping mound
And yelled out down below
"Hey, Rudolph, I need the maximum speed
You gotta gimme that get up and go"
The reindeer raced from place to place
Between the clouds and stars
While Mrs. Claus shimmied down the chimneys
They elves squeezed through burglar bars
When all the gifts were given out
There was one more thing to do
Before they returned to the North Pole
Santa Claus needed a rescue
He was stuck so deep in the chimney
His feet were almost touching the ground
Mrs. Claus didn't know whether it was better
To pull him up or push him down
She lowered a rope for Santa to grab
And told him to "Hold on tight"
With the other end tied up to the sleigh
The reindeer pulled with all their might
With a heave and a hoe, Santa didn't let go
As he busted out of the stack
Now Santa was free but unfortunately
The chimney had a-cracked
The elves all helped to fix the broken bricks
And no, it didn't take long
And with Mr. and Mrs. Claus they headed home before the dawn
On Christmas day the children awoke
With eager hearts just to see
A pleasant surprise before their eyes were presents right under the tree

[Chorus]
That's how the Mrs. saved Christmas
The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey
Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus
She ain't no regular dame, huh
The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey
Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus
She ain't no regular dame, she got game
The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey
Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus
She ain't no regular dame, huh
The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey
Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus
She ain't no regular dame, she got game

[Interlude]
So now you know how the story goes
The Mrs. saved Christmas
Mrs. Santa Claus that is
And if anybody ever asked you, "Is it true?"
You tell 'em, "Awww yeah!"

[Outro]
The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey
Mrs., ahh the Mrs., the Mrs. saved Christmas
Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus
Mrs., ahh the Mrs., the Mrs. saved Christmas
Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus
Mrs., ahh the Mrs., the Mrs. saved Christmas
Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus, hey