Couples Counselling A
Suman Biswas, Adam Kay
What have I got to do to make you fuck me?
What have I got to do to get laid?
Girl, I'd even settle for a blow-job
But we haven't gone past second base
Everybody else's girls will shag them
But every single night you say your tired
What the fuck's the matter with you, shithead?
Now all my fucking condoms have expired
It's sad, so sad
You don't even realize
You're making this relationship absurd
I begged and I've pleaded
I even tried to hypnotise you
Listen to my plea...
Sally seems to be a frigid bird