Happy Camper

You got your Mona Lisa

And I got my tattoos

You´re addicted to cocaine

But all I got is booze

You got your caviar

And I got my beans

Your suits are tailor made

I got holes in my jeans

But I´m a happy camper, don´t get me wrong

I´m a happy camper, got my woman and my song

Don´t need your credit cards or all your fancy cars

You know I´m quite content just hangin' 'round in bars

You got your swimming pool

And I got my tub

You go to cocktail parties

I go down the pub

You got Tchaikovsky

And I just want some Hank

You pay your call girls

And I just have a ****

But I´m a happy camper, don´t get me wrong

I´m a happy camper, got my woman and my song

Don´t need your credit cards or all your fancy cars

You know I´m quite content just hangin' 'round in bars

How can you be successful

When you´re so fuckin' dumb?

Ain't got your own ideas

Cause you´re under the thumb

Tell me what it´s like to be a puppet on a string

About true happiness

You don´t know a Goddamn thing

But I´m a happy camper, don´t get me wrong

I´m a happy camper, got my woman and my song

Don´t need your credit cards or all your fancy cars

You know I´m quite content just hangin' 'round in bars

As long as they´re not yours, motherfucker