The Thug" Song

Rappers be like new whips
Two chains, big house, more fame
Money, power, cash, ho's, dripping swag
And puffing dro and I'm just like
"Can I get some gas and a burrito bowl?"
Cash to pay that extra price
To add some fucking guacomole
In it, I admit it
I ain't rich but I've been chilling
Easy living, riding shotty in my Honda Civic
I'm balling on a budget
I've been thugging using benefit's
Trigger happy niggas playing too
Much Sega Genesis
Wow, like lemmings we follow the crowd
Reciting lines more recycled
Than merry-go-rounds, like
The beat is sick, but when I spit
I give it laryngitis
And when I talk, these women flock
I call them Gallimimus
I just kind of wish that I could
Say that I hang with a gang
Claim that I'm strapped with an AK
That goes bangity bang bang
Slang bricks full of chronic
And quality cocaine but I'm shamed to say
I got the brain of a nerdy asian kid
The fuck am I supposed to rap about?
I hate math, and Adderall is the one thing
That can calm me down
Damn, assume Illuminati is involved
I heard there's like a number you can call
I would tell 'em, yo

I just wanna be a thug
Throw my hands up in the air and shoot a gun
But I'm not really cool i just do what I do
'Cause I just wanna be a thug
On my own, here we go

I'm a black and white American
- a halfrican American
A shade that baffles scholars on
The roots of family heritage
Too black to get a skin tan
Too white to not want it
Too black to not start sweating
When I see police coming
I'm on the brink of a sabbatical
Breaking free from the casual
Finding my inner chi
Releasing a spirit animal no, fuck that
'cause peaceful niggas always be
Getting shot at
So from here 'out I'm gonna bust rounds
Like I'm gunning for money and glory
There's always one kid telling
Girls he's a thug
How he's squeezing on them pieces
And he's selling them drugs
We went to the same school
Why you tryna be tough?
You ain't a baller, you's a bitch
What you need is a hug
So let them ignore me
Never believe in my story
Women will never adore me
Hardly in with all Hollywood cool crowds
Too hyper, normal, and corny
Damn, could use a couple lessons in my swag
Then maybe kids won't think
I'm such a f-f-fake

I just wanna be a thug
Throw my hands up in the air and shoot a gun
But I'm not really cool i just do what I do
'Cause I just wanna be a thug
On my own, here we go

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hating
Just maybe a little bit bitter
I can't talk about bad bitches and liquor
I'm not the type of dude that
Can rhyme nigga with nigga
I barely remember roots and I
Was never was into Swishers
I'm so hypocratical, a vegan and a cannibal
Scalene and equilateral
My brain just told me I
Should probably calm down
And try to answer the question
"Do you really like rap
Or just crave the attention?" i said

I just wanna be a thug
Throw my hands up in the air and shoot a gun
But I'm not really cool i just do what I do
'Cause I just wanna be a thug
On my own, here we go i just wanna be a thug
Throw my hands up in the air and shoot a gun
But I'm not really cool i just do what I do
'Cause I just wanna be a thug
On my own, here we go