Spiders and Snakes

I remember when Loretta Lynn said, "You want to walk me home again?
And I said, "Mmhm, yes, I do"
And she said, "Well, I don't have to go right home
And I'm the kind that don't want to be alone, if you would, I would too"
And so we took a stroll and wound up down by a swimmin' hole
And she said, "Do what you wanna do, I don't care"
Mmhm, I got silly and I found me a frog in the water by a holler log
And I shook it at her (eww)
And I said, "Loretta this frog's for you" (put that thing on me)

I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want you to
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you

Well, I think of that girl from time to time
And I phone 'er up when I got me dime
And I say, "Hello baby, ain't you cool?"
She said, "Do you remember when?
And would you like to get together again?
And if you do, hey, I'll see you after school"

Well (it's a crazy song ain't it)
I was shy and so for awhile most of my lovin' was tough and smile
'Til she said, "Come on over here, I don't care"
Mhm mhm, I was nervous as you might guess
Still lookin' for somethin' to slip out her dress
And she said, "Evidently Conway, you don't know why we're here"

Yeah, I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want you to
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you

(We done done it, ain't we?)
(This could feel good)