Lazy Sod

The world’s on fire
And I can’t get my arse out of bed
The world is on fire
There’s smoke all around my head

What was I thinking about when I crashed last night……

The oceans are rising
And I can’t do a thing about that
So it’s hardly surprising
I built an ark for me and my sleek black cat

What was I thinking about when I crashed last night……
Oh yes, turn off the gas and don’t forget to switch off the light

But that’s all right coz I’m a lazy sod and I’m hot
Don’t mind me coz I’m a lazy sod, you can like it or not
I’m guessing not

What was I thinking about when I crashed last night……
Oh yes, turn off the gas and don’t forget to switch off the light

That’s all right coz I’m a lazy sod and I’m hot, so hot
Don’t mind me coz I’m a lazy sod,
Whether you like it, like it or not
And I’m guessing not
Soooo what