Suffolk’s Most Wanted

Calling all cars
We have an all-points bulletin out
For two Caucasian males
The first, RA the Rugged Man
The second being, Diabolic
Wanted in connection with a
Series of bar fights
With outstanding warrants for: Public
Intoxication, public urination
Disorderly conduct and generally
Just smoking up over

Yo, better than the best
Making a head burst to the best experts
My worst verse is better than your best verse
Compared to me? I'm Rakim
And you're Fred Durst
You're a snitch and betrayer
I'm the clip-sprayer
You're a bitch licking popsicles
That are dick flavor
I've got a vengeance, I'll murder
Leaving you dead and beheaded
I'm leaving more bodies than
The 1918 influenza epidemic
Thought you was believing atheism
And hating religion
And replacing 'religion'
With 'patriotism'
I'm murdering and I'm mutilating any
Peg and a Mason it's living, it's black
Steal our chaos when I break into prison
The bloody ape is arisen I'm
The creation of freebase
And in the streets when the police chasing
The track lubricated in Vaseline
I'm beat raping
Filthy rapper that's rapping in pack in the
Mid when I'm packing the pen
I'm massacring men, I'm hated by Buddhists
Baptists and Catholics and the
Pope of the Vatican
Hated by Satanist Hindus
Hated by Madonna while
She's following Kabbalah
I'll slap you up and slam you like
Hogan versus Kamala whether Bush or Obama
It's a soap opera
I'm the embodiment of Cold
Crush and Bambaataa
You dudes is feminine girly rappers
Spitting bitch bars that ain't spitting
That's your mouth having a vaginal discharge
I'm on a mission like Moses when
He was headed to Pharaoh
And I'm more deadly than the
Murderous hands of Edwin Valero, come on

No one gives a fuck about these scumbags
In Suffolk County and we
Wear these colors proudly
Coppers need to up the bounty
If these suckers run their mouth we
Snap and act too fucking rowdy
(Suffolk County that's the place we live)
(Ain't nobody stopping this here)
(Suffolk County that's the place we live)
(You'll get your snotbox bust you
Press up on this)

Here's the plan, steal my brother's van and
Drive it from the motherland
With guns in hand
And buck the fans it's summer jam
Understand? But Rugged Man's up in there
In a bathrobe and
Underwear, chugging beer grabbing
A fat bitch by her fucking hair yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
We'll have them all running scared
Jumping chairs till they trample
Every motherfucker there
From the jungle where there's lions
Tigers and a bunch of bears oh my
Most die but he's so high he doesn't care
Was it fair? Probably not
Papi that's just poppycock
I'm lifted like I'm Ivan Drago
Rocky's throwing body shots (Bah)
Karate chop some hottie's twat
Till it's Mollywhop
Punani popping models running trains
Like a hobby shop (Choo choo)
No lollipop
Candy coating shit for cutie pies
Groupie thighs are spread like
GYNs and checking UTIs (Ew)
I'll make a movie like Sun
Doobie if the booty's fly
Suffolk's Most Wanted smoking loosies
In a hoopy high (Stupid)
Yours truly flying over the cuckoo's nest
Hungry like I'm out in
Budapest chewing human flesh (Yum)
Moving through your set with
The same Suffolk squad hustle hard
Smack a juice head and jack his muscle car
(Bitch) getting drunk in bars
Breaking jaws where trouble starts
My train of thoughts stays on course
L-I double R
A couple stars from Stony Brook to Huntington
Running in the spotlight
Don't let these motherfuckers in

Officer needs assistance, officer down!
Suspects last seen fleeing south on
Route 110 in a stolen
Police cruiser with their middle fingers
Out the window screaming
"Fuck the police!"
Uh, uh, we- we lost them
Uh, awh shit, we lost them
Whereabouts unknown stammering Ahhh, fuck