Practice Is Cancelled

You're so full of shit
That's what you said last week
It's been over three weeks
It's becoming routine
Just promise me next week you'll be here on time

Now this shit again
What the fuck happened this time?
Did you run out of gas?
Did your girlfriend get pissed?
If you're not gonna try, don't even show up

Three chord abortions that rip off The Clash
These drink token anthems are watered down trash
With nothing to say, so don't waste our time
This shit isn't college, you do have to try

But now the mic cable's broken
And we keep breaking strings
Our amp blew a speaker
And it still hurts to sing
Hey, I know it's tonight, but I can't make the gig!

I hurt my arm moving
I got stuck in traffic
My aunt has a party
And my dog needs a haircut

I'd do anything to get out of playing that show
Anything to get the fuck away from this band
Why ever be anything more than cliche?
You don't give a shit so fuck it, let it die
What the fuck ever