The Toiletpaper Song (The School Song)
[Verse]
Okay, this the motherfuckin' toiletpaper song
Go in the supermarket, I ask for the toiletpaper
They say "Oh, no, not you again"
I say "Give me my toiletpaper, I give you some extra tip-money, and you'll be happy, buy a little nice, uh, Geschen–, present for your son and then you will hear this song"
Toilet-paper!
Please in my hands!
Please, toiletpaper!
I buy the limited edition
Limited editon, with some extra more paper in it
With some extra nice Geruch
It taste like shit
It stinks like shit
And what does it motherfuckin' bring me up-way? Shit
"And what is this?" This is the shit
"And what do I have to do with this?" Cleaning my shit
Okay, lets go
Is this voice annoying to you? I don't give a shit
'Cause I'm rapping like this
And I got a motherfucking
Pickup business
And I know how you doin'
Back in school
The teacher say to all the kids "Fuck you in the asshole, if you don't machen Aufgabe eins"
But I made Aufgabe zwei, just to prank the Lehrer
And they say "What the fuck are you doing?"
I say "Make Aufagabe zwei, to verarsch you"
I say "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
And I'm, I say "..."
And then the Lehrer says "Go out of my class"
I say "No-oh! The only thing, I can go nach Hause, because I don't stand your Unterricht, your Unterricht is like shit, like the toiletpaper is, when I clean my ass wit' it"
Okay lets go, lets go, lets go, lets go
Is this sound cool? Yes it is
Okay lets go