Custodian Ralph (Rephlummoxed)
Alyson Blake Dellinger
Ralph was a guy from the trailer side
Ralph cleaned the campus almost every night
Sweeping fast, mopping last
Watch him use his dust attack
Thinks it's fun, makes him run
Watch him hit a hunk of crack
Aye aye aye aye yiiiie
Ralph didn't like the dust bunnies
(No he didn’t)
Ralph thinks his puns are all funny
(Yes he did, I swear)
Inspect the room with scepter broom
Never forgets a second glance
Sani-bags & trailer swag
Watch him do the Elmo dance
Ralph is a master class sweeper
Ralph is a class A tweaker, sneaker, peeper, creepеr
Creeps the halls, tweaking balls
Finds evеry last particle
Wash the floor, don't ignore
The mess he finds is the mess he kills
Aye aye aye aye yiiiie