Circus circus
Bill Manspeaker
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls
Livestock of all ages
Step right this way!
Walk up in the big tent tonight!
One show only!
See Satan's Ham!
Take a walk down a Nightmare on Sesame Street!
See Teenage Babes!
You want it? You got it!
The Shittiest Show on Earth
Presenting the world's worst band
Green...Jello!