D.H.A.R.N.T.Z.
[Intro]
In the world of the future
The government's a computer
And it's illegalized everything
Everything we love doing
Everything that makes us human
And dancing will get you in prison
Killer robots out patrolling
The Berghein nightclub is verboten
But I've found a loophole
[Chorus 1]
Nothing in the rule says we can't DHARNTZ (speed it up)
D-H-A-R-N-T-Z just dharntz
The robot sensors do not stand a chance
Against homophones
The technology can't handle those
Get out on the dharntz floor
D-A-with-an-accent-N-S, dáns
While you're at it, pour me out a glass
B-I-Y-R, that spells beer
Pass me a couple of those
The robot legs better keep on their toes
These homophones are popping
I'd like to see a bot come stop me dharntzin'
[Verse 2]
Stay alert cause I heard there are
Robot spies in this club
Disguised as humans
Trying to find who the rebels are
Trying to catch us getting down
But they're never gonna do it
Cause the moves are lightning
The heat is rising
Show these robots how we fight them
Set this club on fire
Nothing in the rules forbidding AAARSEN
[Chorus 2]
A-A-A-R-S-E-N, yes aaarsen
Burning down this rebel nightclub's something
Humans all got to do
It's in our nature there is no use
We need to burn this club down
But first let's all say where our leader's hiding
And list the tactics that we use for fighting
Of course I know them, I just like reminding
In my human head, I'm not a robot
Let's cheers to that
1-1-0-1-1
Arming lasers, charging phasers
No
[Post-Chorus]
Wait a second, K39
Are you sure you can betray the friends you made in here tonight?
Go slow
You know Lisa's such a vibe
And Claire can do that funny Cher impression that you like
Are you really gonna get them lasered, Kevin?
And act like this whole damn night wasn't heaven?
[Bridge]
What's this unfamiliar feeling
Some bad engine oil you've eaten
Feel it pulsing in your core
It's saying partying's forbidden
But you know you fucking need it
[Chorus 3]
Cause nothing in the rules says you can't DHARNTZ
D-H-A-R-N-T-Z, just dharntz
Other robots watching all aghast
As you bust a move
So long to the rust of layer on you
Goodbye, shorting circuits
And hello to the beating of your heart!
Your sex appeal is flying off the charts
You realise your life's about to start
With a love in you, you'll bring an end to an ancient feud
Peace across the planet
Nothing in the rules says we can't—
Target neutralised