Business Situation

[Chorus]
Everybody's been in a business situation
Everybody has suffered under fluorescent lights
We've all said "Oh my god, how much longer will I be here?"
And "Oh my god, what is happening to my life?"

[VERSE]
And everybody's stood in a corporate kitchenette
Just staring at a cupboard full of creamer
Scared to death that they'll never find real love
Scared to death they'll only get meaner

[BRIDGE]
Oh, you only get this one life
Sorry Buddhists
You better make sure you're doing it right, right, right, right now

[VERSE]
Because you could feel a lump in the back of your throat
And find out you have stage five cancer
You could get shot by a little kid
Or plow into the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer
You could take a midnight cliffside stroll and then fall into the sea erosion
You could hit your head on a Murphy bed and forget me, forget me

[BRIDGE]
Oh you only get this one pass
You better not spend the whole time, the whole time
Acting like a fucking ass, oh

[Chorus]
'Cause see now everybody's been in a business situation
Everybody has suffered under fluorescent lights
We've all said "Oh my god, how much longer will I be here?"
And "Oh my god, what is happening to my life?"

We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's you, it's a do or die situation
This is a straight up business situation