Chelsea Guitars
[VERSE 1]
Your sign said open, that's why I came
Knew I'd get nothing I would not pay for
You and your plaid shirt, black retro frames
You asked me questions, then some more questions
I don't know nothing, I am ashamed
I just came for one thing, but now I'll take anything, anything
[Chorus]
Oh, oh, Chelsea guitars
[VERSE 2]
For such a small space, there's so much pain
One endless blues riff, but only sadder
Could I get a capo with extra disdain?
Yeah, clearly it's my fault you're not a rock star by now
[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Chelsea guitars
Oh, oh, how precious you are
[Spoken]
Solo
Thank you
[VERSE 3]
I bet you're in a band with some really awesome name
Like "Mike and the Assholes" or "Tether Ball Queen"
Or "Pass Me the Beernuts" or "The Orientals"
Or "Mission Improbable" or "[?]"
Or "Spandex Pajamas" or "My Cat is Famous on Youtube"
[Chorus]
Chelsea guitars
Oh, oh, how precious you are to my heart
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright