The Negative

Jenna, time to pee on a stick

Wh-? I don't wanna know

Come on honey, you've waited long enough

Get to it and do it

Wh- okay, girls! Enough

You know what we mean

I hope you drank enough this morning

Come on, sweetie, it's better to know
We'll be right here with you, so

It's no or it's yes
But either way you gotta take the test

A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It's nothing

A stick and a line
Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky
A pot and a piss
Here we go, sis
And we'll keep our focus on
The negative!
Read the instructions

English!
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina
Wow, thank you, Dawn!

How's I ever get myself in this mess?

One drunk night in that stupid red dress
Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit

Stay with us, Dawn

Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don't swim?! I mean, wow, miraculous luck

Yeah, miraculous
To get away with an unprotected f-

Funny how one night can ruin your whole life
Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says

I'm already panicked

Just calm down, goddammit
Maybe it'll all be fine
Maybe there'll be just one line

Come on, negative

I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Well, I - he got me drunk, I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband
Honey, we've all made that mistake

Focus on the negative

This will all be alright
It was only one night
Someone send me a sign
One line, one line

That means the test is ready
This is it

Shit