What do you get when you take Godzilla to the mall?
He scares all the children and shreds all the pillows
And knocks over walls
His emerald eyes, they sparkle and shine
As he eats the food court and steals half my fries
That's what you get when you take Godzilla to the mall
What do you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom?
He rings the bell and she looks out the window, and calls the cops
I try to explain that he's mostly tame
As long as there's pizza and video games
That's what you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom
While everyone else is running and screaming
I just love being with you
I guess they don't see all the things that I'm seein'
That make you so uniquely you, you, you, you
What do you get when you meet Godzilla and fall in love?
What do you get when you take Godzilla to the mall?
ゴジラをモールへ連れてったら どうなるかしら?
He scares all the children and shreds all the pillows
ゴジラは子供たちを怖がらせて 枕をボロボロにするわね
And knocks over walls
そして壁を壊して
His emerald eyes, they sparkle and shine
ゴジラのエメラルドの目は キラキラ燃えて輝いている
As he eats the food court and steals half my fries
ゴジラはフードコートのものを食べつくして 私のポテトを半分盗ってしまうの
That's what you get when you take Godzilla to the mall
ゴジラをモールへ連れてったら こうなるの
What do you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom?
ゴジラをあなたのママに会わせたら どうなるかしら?
He rings the bell and she looks out the window, and calls the cops
ゴジラが玄関のベルを鳴らして ママが窓の外を見るの そして警察に電話するわね
I try to explain that he's mostly tame
私はゴジラがだいたい人に慣れてるって説明するの
As long as there's pizza and video games
ピザとビデオゲームがあれば大丈夫だからって
That's what you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom
ゴジラをママに会わせようとすると こうなるのよね
While everyone else is running and screaming
みんなが叫びながら逃げ惑う中
I just love being with you
私はあなたと一緒にいたいわ
I guess they don't see all the things that I'm seein'
私に見えるものが 彼らには見えないみたい
That make you so uniquely you, you, you, you
それがあなたをとても特別にしているの
What do you get when you meet Godzilla and fall in love?
あなたがゴジラに会って恋に落ちたら どうなるかしら?