Got it Wrong

Hello, I am your friend, I give you air to breathe
I'm oh so pretty, oh so pretty with a lady bug on my leaves
It's okay to look at me in fact I enjoy it
Just please don't touch or pick me up
I'd appreciate it if you'd avoid me
My cousins give you food to eat and shade to stay cool in
Hey man get the hell away, aww what the fuck? I'm burnin'
Don't smoke me

Back in the day it was O.P.P. now you're down with THC
Hey muthafucka take a tip from me, find some asbsestos, it's the best thing to breathe
Don't smoke me

Fuck you man, what'd I ever do to you?
You think I like getting rolled up and burned too?
Think again, dipshit, you're so fuckin wrong
I've got my own home and it's not in your bong
You think smokin' me is just what you need
But once and for all I'm not a fuckin weed
Stop copping out, face your problems like a man
Your life's one big failure burning in your hand
I didn't spend time growing just to be burned
I hope you'll go to hell and then it's your turn
I can't believe just how pathetic you are, son
I'd tell you to go suck my dick if I had one
Don't smoke me