Grand Theft Snowboard

So It all started a couple of weeks ago
When I consigned my board in a store
I thought it was a good idea to sell it
So I could get another one
So I put it in the store
Thinking it would be safe
'cause usually the people who go
To the stores understand that
How much boards cost and shit
So I put it up for only three hundred dollars
And it was last years solyznik which
Is a good fucking price
And then what happened really sucked
Because I didn't thnk it was going to happen
Two little punks came in to the store
And wanted to take a look at my board
So they picked it up and pretended
They knew what they we're doing
And when Drew turned around
And wasn't looking
The motherfuckers ran out the store
With my board, my bindings
My three hundred bucks
Now they're fucking dead, they're dead, dead
Dead
You two little motherfuckers who took my
Board are going to pay
So what I'm saying is basically this
You'll be going down a run somewhere
And someones gonna spot you if it's not me
It's gonna be somebody
And you're fucking dead
Dead, dead, oh you're fucking dead
Motherfucker

"I told you don't let
These fucking cocksuckers tell
You shit 'cause they don't know fucking shit
If I gotta fucking start
A fight with somebody
I'll fucking start a fight with somebody"