Doctor: Tell me about your dreams...

Doctor: Tell me about your dreams
Dita: I never know when I'm going to have a
Sex dream they just come out of the blue
I usually have lesbian sex dreams
With people I know
Once in a while a stranger steps in
But generally it's with people
I would be just
Horrified to have sex with like my maid
Doctor: You had a sex dram about
Your maid? Is she cute?
Dita: She's not cute in fact I just fired her
Doctor: Did you fire her
Becausе of the dream?
Dita: No i fired hеr because she can't
Clean maybe that's why I had
A sex dream about her because I
Tend to get involved with lazy
Irresponsible people and maybe that was
A gross exaggeration of it
Me having sex with my maid who can't clean
Doctor: I am the doctor here tell
Me how did this dream begin?
Dita: It started off with me being arrested
In Paris what's wrong? Why do
You have a dirty look on your
Face? Should I go on?
Doctor: Yes, go ahead please
Dita: I can't talk when you have
That look on your face
Doctor: It will be gone in a few moments
Dita: Okay, i was in Paris and I was
Getting ready to get on a
Plane i'm standing on a street and
All of a sudden I'm
Surrounded by French police and they are
Saying: "We are sorry madame, but we
Are going to have to arrest you"
I said to my manager
"They've got to be kidding i didn't do
Anything what are they going to arrest
Me for? It must be a
Joke" He said, "Well, you have
To go but don't worry
We'll get you out it's a
Mix-up" So they took me in
To the police station
They strip searched me and
Took me into the showers and scrubbed me
I'm totally freaking out i'm screaming
"I haven't done anything! This is
A really mean joke!"
Then they throw me in a cell and
Slam the door i'm sitting there really
Upset trying to figure out ways to escape
And they come in and say
"We're going to let you hang out
With some of the other prisoners
Now" So they take me into
This room with row after
Row of beds like in a orphanage
And I walk down the
Rows and each bed has the
Last name of the person
Who occupies it on the end i
Get to this bed that has
My boyfriend's name on it and
I see that he's fucking
Somebody and I'm horrified it's this little
Blonde chick so I pull
Him off her and I notice
That it's Cyndi Lauper
Doctor: Very interesting