Driving Your Girlfriend Home
STEVEN MORRISSEY, MARK EDWARD CASCIAN NEVIN
I'm driving
Your girlfriend home
And she's saying
How she never chose you
"Turn left", she says
I turn left
And she says
"So how did I end up
So deeply involved in
The very existence
I planned on avoiding?"
And I can't answer
I'm driving
Your girlfriend home
And she's laughing
To stop herself crying
"Drive on", she says
I drive on
And she says
"So how did I end up
Attached to this person
When his sense of humor
Gets gradually worser ?"
And I can't tell her
I'm parking
Outside her home
And we're shaking hands
Goodnight, so politely