Silent Night
Silent night
Holy night
Why you wear your pants so tight?
Consider my plight
It's Christmas Day
And everyone’s here
But there ain't no way
That we could steer clear
Of the throng
Those pants just seem wrong
Telephone every one tone
Curl at your feet and wait for a bone
Outside it's yellow and blue, inside blown
I know you’ll forgive me, the green words that God flown
Silent night
Holy night
Why you wear your pants so tight?