Maximum Effort
[Verse 1]
Jump on the beat, man, I'm about to kill it
Nem made this beat 'cause he couldn't afford Skrillex
But the bass hits hard, you can feel it
Um, hold on, I'll be right back
Sorry about that, I was using the restroom
I got a katana, now I'm slicing yo head, fool
Pull out the .45 and I'll fill you with lead, fool
I bet you didn't guess the next word was Deadpool
With this rap, I should win the Pulitzer prize
Got a package here for Cable, a bullet surprise
Poke you in the eye with a pencil, I'm a Joker
That's a Dark Knight reference, you'll get it when you're older
This stupid soldier from the future tryna stop me
But Brolin doesn't know I know judo and karate (yaaa!)
Do your worst, bullets bounce off me
I'm Superman- (gunshot) ow! I can't believe you shot me
[Hook]
Around here, there's nobody better
'Cause I'm here for maximum effort
No confusing, you're still losing
So take a seat and just cue the music
Round two, you know that you need it
When I'm through, the streets will be bleeding
No confusing, you're still losing
So take a seat and just cue the music
[Verse 2]
X-Force, damn, don't that sound epic?
We're like the X-Men, minus all the ethics
Wolverine, please answer the phone when I'm calling you
We need you on the team, maybe he'll respond to autotune
Logan! Can you come out of retirement?
Everything you do is so inspiring
Remember when you killed that one guy in Japan?
Stuck your claws inside of him
Now you run a coffee shop in New York, are you hiring?
(Well?) Are you hiring? (Come on) Got nothing else to do
These X-Men are so boring, bunch of vegetables
Colossus, that goodie-goodie, where's his off switch?
He's so pure, it's making me sick, I'm getting nauseous
There's also this Teenage Mutant Ninja Negasonic
Nothing like the character in the comic
I'm getting off topic, Deadpool is my movie, you should watch it
Sit back and relax, 'cause Ben Schuller's 'bout to rock it (let's go)
[Hook]
Around here, there's nobody better
'Cause I'm here for maximum effort
No confusing, you're still losing
So take a seat and just cue the music
Round two, you know that you need it
When I'm through, the streets will be bleeding
No confusing, you're still losing
So take a seat and just cue the music
[Bridge]
This is the part where the beat breaks down
Take out the instruments, move it all around
Quiet on the track, so you barely make a sound
Deadpool, Deadpool, Deadpool, Deadpool
You know it's gonna be alright
Party all day, then we party all night
This is Fortnite, Fortnite, let's go
Wait a minute, that's the wrong song, whoa, whoa, whoa
[Hook]
Around here, there's nobody better
'Cause I'm here for maximum effort
No confusing, you're still losing
So take a seat and just cue the music
Round two, you know that you need it
When I'm through, the streets will be bleeding
No confusing, you're still losing
So take a seat and just cue the music