Who composed the song “Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)” by NOFX?

The song “Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)” by NOFX was composed by MICHAEL JOHN BURKETT.

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Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)

MICHAEL JOHN BURKETT

Birds are dumb with small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird

Pigs smell bad and roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put them in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervous nets
No manhattan style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it they don't have a face

They have no face; no place for ears
And no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

I don't believe it's selfish
To eat defenseless shellfish

No chowder for you clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too

Trivia about the song Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't) by NOFX

On which albums was the song “Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)” released by NOFX?: NOFX released the song on the albums “The Decline” in 1999 and “Pump Up the Valuum” in 2000.
Who composed the song “Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)” by NOFX?: The song “Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)” by NOFX was composed by MICHAEL JOHN BURKETT.