Cool and Unusual Punishment

Fat Mike

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you're gonna find at the record store
Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

Do not pass go, do not get bail
Go directly to Osaka Jail
Where you get locked or drunk under the table

For just under 10,000 yen
You can visit hell and come back again
For the process of hurting and healing
Cake and candle wax dessert
It's not fun 'til someone gets hurt
Who's the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
One bad deed surely deserves another
Bruised from bamboo caning
Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
Good fucking luckâ?¦

Trivia about the song Cool and Unusual Punishment by NOFX

On which albums was the song “Cool and Unusual Punishment” released by NOFX?
NOFX released the song on the albums “7 Inch Of The Month Club #11 2005” in 2005 and “Wolves in Wolves' Clothing” in 2006.
Who composed the song “Cool and Unusual Punishment” by NOFX?
The song “Cool and Unusual Punishment” by NOFX was composed by Fat Mike.

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