Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
Fat Mike
39 My hair should be parted not spiked and green
My nights should end at 10 and not 6 am
But it is and they don't
I still get excited when the Adolescents play
Wake up not knowing what I did last night
Finding out and thinking that was cool and not sad
I might be and adult but I'm still a minor at heart
OK my liver is my senior part
But that's a part you can trade in
When your band has been a band longer than the Ramones
And critics coin you "the punk Rolling Stones"
That's when you know this is for life