I’m Going To Hell For This One

Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white fragile hippie
He looks and acts more like
An indignant Ice T

Jesus Christ is coming back
He wants to kick Mel Gibsons ass
Superstar, The Passion of
He wants his money not your love
He's been kickin 2000 years
He's fixed a lot sports
And drank a million beers

Some x tasy, A thin white line
He says designer drugs
Beat the hell out of wine

Jesus Christ on vacation
Spreading massive religion
"Sex and drugs, we abstain"

He thinks Christians are insane
They don't know love
They know fear and moral hauteur
Scare tactics I never taught
"If you're gonna look to me
Better get rose coloured shades
Cuz what you see is what you get"