New Boobs

MIKE BURKETT, STEPHEN DOUGLAS KIDWILER

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want thirty six D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model,
A flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

Trivia about the song New Boobs by NOFX

On which albums was the song “New Boobs” released by NOFX?
NOFX released the song on the albums “Ribbed” in 1990 and “Ribbed - Live In A Dive” in 2018.
Who composed the song “New Boobs” by NOFX?
The song “New Boobs” by NOFX was composed by MIKE BURKETT, STEPHEN DOUGLAS KIDWILER.

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