Frederick fucks his bicycles

Down the road there lives Luke
He‘s always up to make a silly joke
Yet no one gives a damn
Cause the only joke around is him

And then Dorian has so much affection
For Pamela No-Tits, oh sigh sigh sigh
She only just wants back her ex-guy
Cause Dorian can‘t even get an erection

Well, Miriam
Your store is just a scam
And Boris
Can‘t find the clitoris
No emperor, just a clown
Who gets a meltdown
When he can‘t get his way
Oh Boris, please decay

And if there‘s nothing left to stay
Just pack your bags…

And then there‘s Robert und Robin
Gosh, where shall I begin?
Robert‘s thick as a brick
With a huge, huge ego and a small, small prick

He thinks he is a doctor, he‘s only just a nurse
Fucking other nurses, he really is perverse
Robin‘s also dumb as Dan
Girlfriend like a walrus and no future plan

And Anne
Cheated on her man
Now she‘s a bored housewife
And he has a great life
With a perfect match
A wonderful catch
How could
Fate be so good

Some places are a short little romance
The world is big, just grab your chance
Cause if there‘s nothing left to stay
Just pack your bags and run away