Beggin’ Woman Blues (Live)

I got a beggin' woman
She beg me all the time
Beggin' woman
Beg me all the time
If I only had a nickle, guess what?
This -*- beg for a dime, oh, yes she did
Just poverty stricken, wait

I got a beggin' woman
Always beggin' me
Take her to the mall (uh huh)
She want everything little thing she sees
She even beg a second for a minute
She beg a long haired possum out a tree, oh yes she did
I ain't through talkin' about her

She beg my Aunt Gertrude
She even beg my Uncle Jake
She even tried to beg the sweetness
Out of my grandma's lemon cake
Oh, I got a beggin' woman
She beg me, beg me all the time

I still love her though
But I got one more thing I got to say
You know what, hang on

She's a cockeyed woman too
She look both ways at the same time
I don't know what she lookin' at
I just know I'm gettin' a little tired of tryin'

Listen
She ask me for the pepper
When she lookin' at the salt
Every time I try to guess right
It's always little Prince's fault
Beggin' woman
She beg me all the time (yes yes yes)
Oh no no no, I ain't through

She's three handed too
She know just what to do
She's right handed, left handed
And under handed too

With her right hand, she'll embrace you
While her left hand dims the lights
All the time she rehearsing
For another date she got tomorrow night
Three handed woman
She ain't gon' never, never, never treat me right

That's okay, don't cry for me
'Cause I'm gonna talk about her

With her left hand she'll caress you
With her right hand she'll straighten your tie
When you ain't lookin', she up on the phone
Callin' some other nappy headed guy
Right handed, left handed
And under handed too
One more thing

When she says goodnight
She say, "You the one
You're the one I'm about"
But you know, you steppin' in
Some other man is steppin' out
Oh, she thinks she's slick
But she cockeyed, she beg and she got three hands

But I'm looking for somebody that I can, uh mmm
I'm looking for somebody that I can just, mmm
Keep, keep
Lookin' for somebody that I can just keep satisfied