Razzamatazz

The trouble with your brother
He's always sleeping with your mother
And I know that your sister missed
Her time again this month
Am I talking too fast or
Are you just playing dumb?
If you want I can write it down
It should matter to you
Cos aren't you the one
With your razzmatazz and the
Nights on the town?

Oh you knew it
And you blew it didn't you babe?
I was lying when I asked you to stay
Now no-one's gonna care
If you don't call them when you said
And he's not coming round tonight to
Try and talk you into bed
And all those stupid little things
They ain't working
No they ain't working any more
You started getting fatter
Three weeks after I left you
And now you're going with some kid
Who looks like some bad comedian
Are you gonna go out?
Or are you sitting at home
Eating boxes of milk tray?
Watch tv on your own, aren't you the one
With your razzmatazz and your
Nights on the town?

And your father wants to help
You doesn't he babe?
But your mother wants to put you away
Now no-one's gonna care
If you don't call them when you said
And he's not coming round tonight to
Try and talk you into bed
And all those stupid little things
They ain't working
No they ain't working any more

Oh well I saw you at the doctor's
Waiting for a test
You tried to look like some kind of heiress
But your face is such a mess
And now you're going to a party
And you're leaving on your own
Well, I'm sorry, but didn't you say
That things go better with a
Little bit of razzamatazz?
And now no-one's gonna care
If you don't call them when you said
And he's not coming round tonight to
Try and talk you into bed
Now it's half past ten in the evening
And you wish that you were dead
Cos all those stupid little things
They ain't working
No they ain't working any more