Rap Track
PEPPERONI!!!
And it was all just a dream(echoed)
HOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm like a fuseneck with I keep getting restless
Eatin' 20 pounds of spaghetti for breakfast
Still showin' up on your 10 Best Dressed list
I told you my name was MC Defensless
Duct tape wrapped around my feet
Held hostage before the big track meet
14 feet from 18th Street
I know for a fact that you think I'm mean
(switches rapper)When you stick around like fly on the wall
With Surround Sound you find that you hear it all
When it all comes through I heard you say "Sup dude?"
And all the King's horses and all the King's men
Took all the King's credit and started to spend
It all on the worth
It's a tragedy when
(Your livin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air)
(LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE WORST FREESTYLE RAPPER EVER!!!)
Ummm....Uhhhh...Gimme a second....
Uhhhh....SHOOT....Ummmmmm....
Uhhhh....Right...Here we go...
If apples are green and carrots are orange
And then you go and then you g-
What?...What the-?...What rhymes with orange?
Awww geez I really am bad
Ummmm...Just-Just gimme a second
(NO MAN YOU"RE DONE!)
WHOSE that wearin' those silly shoes?
WE are wearin' those silly shoes!
HA!
Well I really HATE those silly shoes!
Well we really LIKE those silly shoes!
(HOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!)
PLEASE STOP WEARIN' THOSE SILLY SHOES!
WE WON'T STOP WEARIN' THOSE SILLY SHOES!
(They're just SHOES man!)
Well I've learned to RESPECT your silly shoes!
THE RESPECT FOR YOU IS SOMETHIN' WE WON'T LOSE!
Can I try on a pair of your silly shoes?
Man quit talkin' about those silly shoes!
You say I'm boring but I say HARDLY!
WELL LET'S GET TOGETHER I'LL BRING THE PARTY!!!!
PEPPERONI!
And it was all just a dream
Forever
(whispered)........snakesssss......