Robot Girlfriend

Link Neal, Rhett McLaughlin

[Verse 1]
I've never had too much luck with females
I'm not confident unless I'm writing an email
But my life would be so sublime
If I bought a robot girl online
I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining
About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on!

[Hook]
My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I'd ever be in

[Verse 2]
She's got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
Though we can't go outside in rainy weather
We can still play solitaire together
Meeting her folks is no real cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
I'll defrag her hard drive and wipe her memory

[Hook]
My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I'll never be in

Trivia about the song Robot Girlfriend by Rhett and Link

When was the song “Robot Girlfriend” released by Rhett and Link?
The song Robot Girlfriend was released in 2010, on the album “Up to This Point”.
Who composed the song “Robot Girlfriend” by Rhett and Link?
The song “Robot Girlfriend” by Rhett and Link was composed by Link Neal, Rhett McLaughlin.

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