The Cat’s 9 Lives Song
Looking down from Heaven
I see my flat carcass (in front of 7/11.)
Wish I could say it was the first time
But I'm a cat. (So in terms of life, she's had nine.)
The first time I died, as I remember
I landed on my feet. (But, it was into a blender.)
My next life, my Fancy Feast cans had somethin' in them
That really fancy thing (was botulism)
Life three, easy, nappin' on some jeans
The problem was the jeans (were in a washing machine.)
Don't feel sorry for me
I've had nine times the lives you could ever dream
Life four
I became a pillow on Pinterest
Life five
I died from shear disinterest
Life six
I had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers
Life seven
Chased a bird into a wood chipper
Life eight
Donated my guts for tennis rackets
But, it turns out they don't even use cat guts! Can you put that in brackets? (We'll add it in post!)
I hope this song wasn't a drag
But I just had to let the cat out of the bag!