Pie Rat
Maon of the Biarre Variety
[Verse: Maon of the Biarre Variety]
Yuh, yah, yah
Ooh, julping! Julping!
Aye, aye, aye
John told me to make this song, John
John told me to make this song
Cause it's weird, and it's fake
And it's not true
To the Earth
Ooh, woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, pirate song
Pirates, pirates
Pi- pirates
Pirates