Everything Happens So Much

There’s too many shits and giggles
Too many flaming swords
So many ripped on the Frazzledrip
(see the quality finish of the waterboards!)
So much is drained of virtue
So much has jumped the shark
Going to seed, trying to to find the feed:
Way downriver with the oligarch
I will interrogate my spirit guide -
Ask her why the world is amplified:
How it happens
Why everything happens so much?
Why Everything Happens
Everything Happens So Much
There’s too many schticks and scandals -
Too many dicks in the cake -
Too many licks from the crazy stick
All too terrible to contemplate
Too much enshrined to passion
- the ramifications sprawl
See the fever dreams of the welfare queens
Coming red-handed from the sad-sack ball
I’m going out to brace the oracle
Find out how much is metaphorical
How it happens
Why everything happens so much?
Why Everything Happens
Everything Happens So Much
Too many shits and giggles
Too many waterboards
All of the 'stop at nothing’
All of the flaming swords
Too much enshrined to passion
(see how the passions sprawl)
Too many schticks and scandals
We fear the shopping mall
So much is drained of virtue
So much has jumped a shark
So many paths to Glory
(follow the Oligarch)
So many lives that shatter
So many hearts that break
So little left to worry
So very much at stake
I will interrogate my spirit guide -
Ask her why the world is amplified
How it happens
Why everything happens so much?
Why Everything Happens
Everything Happens So Much