Don’t Believe in Christmas

Well
Mom and dad
Said we could
So I did
What I should
I hung
My stocking
On a wall
I didn't get
A thing at all

I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas

'Cause
I didn't get
Nothin' last year
Well
Stayin' up late
To see
Santa Claus fly
Well
Sure enough
Don't ya know
The fat boy
Didn't show

I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas

'Cause I didn't
Get nothin'
Last year
Well
I tried
To get
A little kiss
From
A pretty
Little miss
She
Slapped me down
And said
"You jerk
Mistletoe
Doesn't work"

I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas

'Cause
I didn't get
Nothin' last year
Oh, right
Well
Wakin' up
The reindeer
Makin'
Little kids cheer
The reason
That his nose
Shine
Santa gave him
Mmoonshine

I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas

'Cause
I didn't get
Nothin' last year
Ah
Decorate
The street light
People lookin'
To get right
One hand
Will slap ya back
The other one
Will take ya back

I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas

'Cause
I didn't get
Nothin' last year

I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas
I don't believe
In christmas
I don't believe
In Christmas