Der Heavy Head Dance

Songs like these sound the best
Like when you're really fuckin' wasted
And drinking super, super high test
And snorting shit that ain't even illegal yet

Go shake your heavy metal ass
Butt don't you rattle it too fast
There's more to life than thrash
So let's get stoned and dance!

There's more to life than thrash
So let's get really smashed
And do the heavy head dance. [x2]

Bang your, Clang your
Mangle your, Heavy head. [x2]

It's easier than you know
Just hang your head real low
And sway from side to side
And away you fuckin' go!
Yeah, I ought to know
Because I was raging in Chicago
And I threw out my fuckin' back!
While doing the heavy head dance

Yeah, it's big in fuckin' France
And it's one of the few things that'll
Make a German laugh
French fries were created in Belgium
Not France!

There's more to life than thrash...

My neck is really sore
I don't want to do this anymore

Bang your, Clang your...