I’m our Carpet

I like it when your into me
I like when you dig into me
You will wipe your feet on me
Treat me like a welcome mat
Beat me with a broom handle
Torture me with dripping wax
And I will just lay there

Cigarette burns, cigarette burns, of course they hurt
No butts about it, no butts about it, no butts about it
I'm your carpet, I’m your carpet, I'm your carpet
If you burn me I will burn you back

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I can't do a single thing
It doesn’t mean I can't hear
Boy if I could speak
Boy if I could speak
You'd be in deep shag

Cigarette burns, cigarette burns, of course they hurt
No butts about it, no butts about it, no butts about it
I'm your carpet, I'm your carpet, I'm your carpet
If you burn me I will burn your back

And I will burn you back