Side by Side by Side

Bobby, Bobby
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Bobby

Bobby

Bobby

Bobby

Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Bobby

Well, our blessings, Robert

Don't tell your wish, Bobby
Or it won't come true

You just blew it

It probably was a wish you wouldn't have gotten anyway, Robert

You wish for a wife, Robert?

Don't, you're a lucky son of a gun right now
Hang in there

Actually, I didn't wish for anything

Whadaya mean you didn't wish for anything?

Okay, but, everybody's so curious

Tell but lie

Thank you for including me in your thoughts
Your lives

Stay exactly as you are, Robert

That's right, you sweet thing
Stay exactly as you are

Everyone adores you!
What an awful thing

Things happen for the best
I don't even believe that myself

I mean, when you've got friends like mine...
I mean...
When you've got friends like mine

Isn't it warm?
Isn't it rosy?
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(SARAH, spoken)
He's such a cutie!
Isn't he a cutie?!

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Ports in a storm
Comfy and cosy
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He never loses his cool

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I envy that

Everything shines
How sweet

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We're just so fond of him

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Parallel lines who meet

Love him
Can't get enough of him

Everyone winks
Nobody's nosy
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He's just crazy about me

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He's a very tender guy

You bring the drinks
And I'll bring the posy

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He's always there when ya' need him

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One is lonely and two is boring
Think what you can keep ignoring
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He's my best friend!

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Second best!

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Never a bother
Seven times a godfather

Year after year
Older and older

It's amazing
We've gotten older every year
And he seems to stay exactly the same

Sharing a tear
Lending a shoulder

You know what comes to my mind
When I see him?
The Seagrams Building
Isn't that funny?

Ain't we got fun?
No strain

Sometimes I catch him looking and looking
I just look right back

Permanent sun
No rain
We're so crazy, he's so sane

Friendship forbids
Anything bitter

A person like Bob doesn't have the good things
And he doesn't have the bad things...
But he doesn't have the good things either

Being the kids
As well as the sitter

Let me make him a drink
He's the only guy I know I think should drink more!

One's impossible, two is dreary
Three is company, safe and cheery

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He always looks like he's keeping score

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Who's winning, Robert?

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Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the doors
And see all the crazy, married people...