You have a good third husband, Joanne

Stephen Sondheim

You have a good third husband, Joanne
He's a good man
Anyway, thank you for the evening
I'm glad I joined you
I was really feeling low... really depressed
I drank, but you really put it away tonight
The last several times we've gotten together, I've had shameful hangovers... abominable
We may be doing permanent damage - you think of that?
Don't know what to think of the fact that you only drink with me
That is, not unflattering, I guess
No
I hope I don't depress you
We have good times and it's a hoot, yeah? Whatever you say

What are you looking at, Joanne? It's my charisma, huh? Well, stop looking at my charisma

When are we gonna make it?

I beg your pardon?

When are we going to make it?

What's wrong with now?

There's my place
It's free tomorrow after two
Larry goes to his gym, then right to the office
Don't talk
Don't do your folksy routine with me
You're a terribly attractive man
The kind of man most women want and never seem to get
I'll take care of you

But who will I take care of?

Well, did you hear yourself? Did you hear what you just said, kiddo?

I didn't mean that

Oh, I just heard a door open that's been stuck a long time

Like I haven't looked at all that?

Well, the check is paid... What's wrong?

Because I have looked at that-at marriages and all that-and whaddya get for it? Whaddya get?

What happened?

I just did someone a big favor. C'mon, Larry, let's go home

Whaddya get?

Bobby
Bobby
Bobby

Baby

Bobby

Bubbi

Bobby

Robert, darling

Bobby

We've been trying to call you

Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby

Baby

Bubi

Angel, I've got something to tell you

Bob

Rob-O

Robby, love

Bobby, honey

Bobby, we've been trying to reach you all day

Angel

Bobby

Darling

Bobby baby

Robert

The kids were asking

Robby

Bob-O

Bobby, there was something we wanted to say

Sweetheart

Sugar

Bubi

What have you been up to, kiddo?

Your line was busy

STOP!
Whaddya get?

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